I don't think Bravo is going to pick this one up.

@Phintastic: And a black leather jacket.

Back in my day, an Ivy Leaguer could write a coherent sentence. And GET OFF MY LAWN!!

Plaschke hasn't thought sports should be fun since around '95. I hate that guy.

@UpstateUnderdog: They can only play postseason for a national championship, which is why you don't see the Ivies in the NIT either.

Seriously, and for guys who want kids, ask yourself, Would this woman be a good mother? Jesse James is now shocked that his porn star drug addicted ex-wife isn't a great mom?! Really?!

As the idiot known as Mark Teixeira said, "To the rich, go the spoils."

Let me guess — his mom was one of the seventy. #antoinewalker

Gentlemen, let's be clear, you date a woman with a name like Brandy Box, at some point, the police will be called. #philadelphiaeagles

@Walker Told Me I Have AIDS: It's root, root, root for the home team. Yes, you have to switch every time you move.

@ChristianSerpent: No MLB stadium in California have beer guys.

I think this is the new bachelor from "More to Love 2".

The worst thing about Dodger Stadium is the worst thing about LA in general — it's such a starfucking kind of place. You only paid $75 for your seat? Sucker, wait three innings to get through a 10 person line and enjoy your stale pretzel, tepid Dodger weenie and $12 beer. Walk past the Baseline Box Club, where 3…

I know it's heresy, but Vin is really not that good. If you catch one game a series, he's okay, but you can only hear "Uggla, in Swedish, means owl", once in a lifetime, not three games in a row.

Unless, of course, you are Ted Haggard.

@Anti-Barbaro Society: No joke. Articles like these make me CRAZY. Prince Charles may be smart, but he got the job because he was born to the Queen. Give me a break.

@Ichiro Death Glare: They should only offer this to retirees on state pensions.

Kifflin won't be there when the kid is a freshman.

@KiddyKat: Supply and demand. As we get fatter as a nation, thin becomes rarer, thus more in demand. When Queen Elizabeth rules, most people had to work outside, so pale skin was rarer, thus more in demand. I'm so glad my high school had a free enterprise class. COME ON PEOPLE!