Now I'm interested to read/hear the full piece, because just from what's contained in this excerpt, it seems to be almost pure satire ... in a twisted ironic dystopian kind of way. The idea that thousands of years of wars "failed" to depopulate the planet illustrates that idea even further, I think.

"Often they even occupied the same buildings as respectable enterprises like law firms and agribusiness consultancies."

I'm calling it now; In 5 years this will be the ho-hum standard that will be selling for one-tenth the price.

.... and it costs more.

Got the free download of this track on amazon yesterday. Sweet stuff, I think I may have to go see the live version.

Most posts related to "excitement" for the X1 can probably be attributed to people who work for Microsoft in some capacity, would be my guess.

Now I see what all the hype was about .... it's the first Xbox exclusive that almost looks as good as PS3 exclusives have for years.

Right .... "this generation" which has been around for about five seconds, and doesn't have any anticipated games yet.

Owen, could you please look into this and give us an update?

So no talk of FFXV means PS5/XBox∞, right?

The dealers don't see it that way, and so they use their considerable cash reserves to influence legislation at the state level that bans direct sales. And so, Tesla, committed to their sales model, is fighting a war on 50 fronts.

That's how we roll. Thanks for having us.

This week, Ubisoft finally gave us a new release date for Watch Dogs, and with it a new trailer and gameplay footage. That teaser caused a lot of teeth around the internet to chatter as folks discussed whether how it looks now is a downgrade from how it looked when it was announced at E3 2012.

People are stupid. That is all.

Here's my bit of speculation .... they wanted her to write a game based on the Uncharted movie script they've approved, and she told them thanks, but no thanks. They said "That wasn't a request", and she said "See ya ........."

During the first minute I kept thinking, "Don't ruin it with singing". Does not disappoint. Thanks.

Who knows? I certainly don't. It's just a theory.

Microsoft seems to be spending all of their advertising money on trying to sell XboxOne right now. Maybe those posts are taking the place of any "reporting" about Games with Gold that Kotaku would normally post, if wasn't for MS buying that space for their XBoxOne/ Titanfall "posts".