Beyond: Two Souls. While visually impressive, Ellen Page's performance was just barely enough to keep me interested in a story that was held together with bubble gum, dental floss, duct tape, and a script so cheesy that it could only have been written by some French folks.

Mixed reviews on the story, but I will say that it was interesting to see how far they were able to push the graphics. Some of the visual aspects were actually quite impressive.

Beyond was perfect as a rental for me. After playing Heavy Rain, Beyond didn't bring enough new ideas/game play mechanics to motivate me to want to buy the game. Don't get me wrong, I loved Heavy Rain, and played the heck out of it. After investing a bunch of time into HR, and coming very close to getting my Platinum…

Hellz Yes!! I got The Last of Us for $25 and The Ratchet & Clank Collection for $10. Effing SCORE!!!

Spending more for Xbox hoping itz broken so I can haz the free gamez ... PS+ haz nu free gamez every month but I don't care cuz Halo ... and all my other friendz in the trailer park ... HALO!!

Breaking News!
All white people are racists! It's true! Oprah told me so it has to be true, right?

FUCK-N-A RIGHT!!!! Early 70s Sabbath with some spooky-ass synth thrown in for good measure. Hellz yes!!

Yes .... the socks are the most blatantly offensive and racist part of the whole outfit .... obviously.

... and there you have it; a slightly better looking version of God of War.

No, this does not look like art ... at all ... sorry.

This is my current console generation, and if you don't agree with me, well .... you're just wrong.

The whole time I was listening to this, I was asking myself, "I wonder if she's heard of Emancipator?".

I was thinking along the same lines .... since nobody gives a crap, it will probably end up making a better movie than it made games. Don't worry, it's sure to flop at the box office if it's a really great movie.

I refuse to buy another console before the release of The Last Guardian. That is my final answer.

So one is always charged *and* wireless is why I have two controllers.

... aaaaand , we have a winner!!

This is without a doubt, the most troll-tastic comment I have read in a long long time.

Add glowing red eyeballs, and you've got Killzone, er ... wait ...

... and the winning answer is: Because your dumb ass is drinking at a bar; that's why.

Fuck Apple. Period.