I picture you saying this in a monotone, dry voice. No humor involved. I can’t help laughing. Thank you for this. It’s so not funny, it’s funny sad.

It IS hell :) - I might need to watch it in English to see if it’s more bearable, but yeah, the Frozen short is 1. Not short. 2. A complete and utter cluster of tropes 3. Kind a funny if you shut your brain and let it happen, like ANY christmas special that is not imagined by Dan Harmon.

“Senator Chuck Schumer helping to import Europes problems” said Col.Tony Shaffer. We will stop this craziness!

he wants to name the bill the “Cut Cut Cut Act.”

Seriously. I swear we already knew this. I don’t see how this is “omg breaking news!!1!” or why it’s so horrible. THE PROBLEM IS THE UNDERLYING FACTS. Not who paid for someone to try to figure out WTF was going on with Trump and a fucking hostile foreign power. JFC.

“He knew what he signed up for.”
— journalists, speaking of Donald Trump

What is with those caps? They look like promo girls in a bar.

omfg, he is so bad at everything. And this is the guy who mocked Obama for using teleprompters (and golfing, and vacationing, and executive orders, and basically everything Donald is now doing ten times worse).

Never mind that Trump is practically the literal description of the Antichrist. I mean it would be hard to come up with a less Christ-like man than Donald Trump. Or maybe they’re hoping he’s the Antichrsit because they think he’ll hasten the ‘end times’.

It was definitely a planned publicity stunt. Conservative estimates are that it cost taxpayers about $500,000 for this tantrum. That’s a lot of rolls of paper towels for hurricane victims.

Well, they could be burning with purpose, like Alicia Keys...

‘Member when Jefferson Beauregard Sessions colluded with the Russians, then perjured himself? This guy’s skeleton should be at the end of a rotting rope, and yet here is, gleefully rolling back 150 years of civil and human rights. We’re so caught up in his foaming-at-the-mouth racism that we forgot, oh yeah, he’s a…

Scalise remains firmly devoted to the relentless “thoughts and prayers” messaging of his NRA-bound party. “You’ve got to recognize that when there’s a tragedy like this, the first thing we should be thinking about is praying for the people who were injured and doing whatever we can to help them, to help law…

I’m a bit surprised people find this decision so baffling. This is a REALLY expensive show to produce. It’s also a relatively niche show - the first episode’s ratings were pretty much in line with the season premiere of Kevin Can Wait.

That’s the problem with “future” shows. Sure the 1960s are always going to be the same, but 2265? You are asking a whole new generation to be amazed by “old” technology because X show didn’t have the $$$ to do it right.

Creating Klingons that look nothing like either TOS or TNG Klingons doesn’t make any sense at all.

You could also just say “Who the fuck cares?” and try to enjoy it as its own thing. Crazy, I know.