My husband emailed Pence to “report” me for not disclosing details of my menstrual cycle to him. He wrote it up for me. I married a good one.

Holy shit. I can’t with this family leave situation. I’ve had friends who took the bare minimum allowed and returned to their jobs feeling totally fucking displaced. And when one of them tried to confront their employer about it she was accused of being hormonal, shrill, and paranoid.

Viking funeral, being eaten by scavenger animals, being eaten by cannibals, mummification, zombification, Halloween prop.

Roflcopters

There is no law requiring any specific family member pay to cremate or bury grandma. If grandma was an unlikeable harpy, people are fully within their rights not to claim her body at which point she will be dealt with by the state. This abortion law creates an additional effort and financial burden on the family…

Holy fuck, this.

That’s for the local taxidermist to decide.

Whatever they do with my appendix when they remove it.

small version of this

Pretty much the same things that they do with fetuses/embryos after an abortion: Donate the whole body for dissection, anatomical study, or research, after which the remains are incinerated or cremated without ceremony.

Read her will.

Proper medical disposal by the facility performing the procedure. Which ultimately involves incineration, but Pence meant the woman has to take her fetus home and pay someone to cremate it, which is expensive.

Do you think she has “breathe” written under her boob?

the rights of citizens to determine appropriate medical safety standards and procedures through their elected representatives

Plus it’s possible that we could just nip this whole situation in the bud with “don’t do meth.”

Can I murder if I don’t do the meth?

The face you make when you’re going over some of the choices you’ve made:

This must be that “Minnesota nice” that we hear so much about, then again, this might be one of the reasons that Garrison Keillor is retiring.

I’m 5'10 and a size 14. Apparently my only option for formal wear is to sew king sized bed sheets together and hope for the best.

Is youse telling me that Obama is a Indian Muslim Kenyan Hawaiian?