Claire, I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but Kenji has the best one-pot creamy mac and cheese recipe of all time:

I’m glad we finally get to hear from the real victim here.

Best baseball player in New York, huh? That’s pretty impressive, you know, considering he had those really bad bone spurs to contend with.

He reportedly drinks a dozen Diet Cokes a day, ordered using a button on his desk.

This is actually the great debate I yearn* for - which would prevail, the Browns’ Vortex of Suck or Fisher’s Black Hole of Mediocrity?!?

Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

It’ s not just the videos. Load the site without an adblocker and it’s fucking horrendous. The normal empty whiteness is encased in shit. My blocker is currently showing 31 blocked ads.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

ARBY’S! My favorite place to eat in all of the world. I absolutely love Arby’s.

Sometimes the lowest hanging fruit is the sweetest.

God if he had hopped out that would have been the most Vikings thing ever.

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

The great thing about this comment is, it would have been just as valid had the Vikings NOT won after blowing a 17 point lead.

Well, remember that Fultz didn’t have this terrible form when he was at Washington. For now, it sounds like an injury caused him to start changing his mechanics.

<Lights another candle on his shrine to Danny Ainge.>

He’s got the yips. It’s 100% mental. He gets convinced in his own mind that his shot no longer works, so he starts trying new things, tweaking stuff. Before you know it, he’s all sorts of fucked up. I only hope he straightens himself out.

I thought Lincoln stopped black dudes from getting owned.

If only he put his hands up.

I haven’t seen anything get under LeBron’s skin like that since a hair plug.

As a lifelong Heat fan, at first I HATED this guy during the big 3 era. But only for a while. Eventually I kind of liked him. I don’t know it was weird.