It actually is. The more equivalent situation would be Trump using his charitable foundation to buy himself sports memorabilia, or portraits of himself, or pay off lawsuits.

Except Clinton didn’t personally get money from the charitable foundation the way Trump does from his privately owned and branded hotels. The typical false equivalency of a Russian commie lover.

I can believe 45 pullups. I can’t do 45, but I could see somebody working their way up and eventually getting to a point where 45 isn’t impossible. The people that just casually rip off 100 are doing those bullshit crossfit pullups that have to be bad for your back with all that jerking around and not actually pulling…

Given the types of people Trump has been appointing to his Cabinet, I expect that he’s hired this guy to manage his hotels:

They got the next best thing to a bye. They got the Bears.

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Is this related to the C-130 circling Manhattan earlier? Did Russian hackers alter this hotels’ Yelp rating? Does Donald Trump sleep in nude in an oxygen tent he believes gives him sexual powers? It’s all speculation at this point.

To be totally fair, at this point, an attack on any building with Trump’s name plastered all over it would basically be as symbolic as attacking an embassy and much easier.

The Trump SoHo bears the president elect’s name, but he doesn’t have any stake in the hotel.

Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

Scientific, no, but if they follow proper form (HA!) then they’ll be stuck at the gym for an hour so that’s an hour you don’t have to be around those people.

Is there any real scientific benefit to doing 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups and 300 squats? It really seems like there would be a point of diminishing returns here.

If you tell me you’ve done 100 pullups I know you’ve done 0 pullups.

Whoa, wait. Nike trying to get people to believe that an expensive, fancy looking shoe with a special name will make you a better athlete......that’s awful.

You would have thought that 2016 would be a good year for Arians’ Nation.

You don’t generally fly training missions over the most densely inhabited area of the entire United States at low altitude and in circles over a 5-block radius in broad daylight.

This is much more likely to do with our POTUS elect.

I was going to make a joke about how the Cardinals being in the Trashcan is redundant as Arizona is America’s Trashcan but then I started wondering if Arizona is more the country’s trashcan or ashtray and I forgot my dumb joke.

The entire Giz Media staff has all these weird food ghettoes. I don’t fucking get it. Considering how much pride 90% of them take pride in living in NYC, one of the greatest food cities in the world (Chicago FTW; fight me), I don’t understand how so many of them have their heads buried in the sand.