Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

At least he’s on a terrible team in Los Angeles. Last year he was on a terrible team in St. Louis.

Cease Bowel Functions.

Reporter: “And what’s your weak point right now?”

Highlight truthers are starting to define truth the same way the alt-right does now.

The most incredible thing about this is that the defender’s name is Electoral College.

Doesn’t that qualify HamNo as a market forecaster?

“Double bonus points for the fact that he’s still probably good.”

I stayed at a hotel in San Antonio when the Suns were playing the Spurs in the playoffs. The night before the game I was in the hotel bar, and Mike Breen, Jon Barry and Jeff Van Gundy,were who was televising the game for ESPN, were at the other table. Van Gundy got a phone call, and he just started yelling into the…

I’m sure he was thinking “Goddamn, it was so much easier when the teams I’ve worked for already had the best player in the league on the roster when I took the job.”

“The problem with Phil Jackson is that he holds the joint too long rather than passing it, leading to a inefficient and uneven baking in the drum circle.”

If you’re hanging out here commenting with us, I’d go with outrage.

Then goddamnit; something needs to be done about this outrage!

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

unfortunate mic placement

Hm, I don’t remember that. Can you tell me in excruciating detail exactly what in their history leads you to believe they’re dangerous in the playoffs?

It’s always sad when a team gets this close and then has to watch it all slip through their finger.

Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.