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Rule #1: Hair must be at least 8+ inches to be considered flow.

Secret Hitler sounds a lot like The Resistance. That game will absolutely test the limits of your friendships.

I really like Chicago but Chicago dogs, deep dish, and Italian beef sandwiches are all inferior riffs on classics.

I assume this is taking into account their entire careers and not just their peak forms, which would probably be a harder comparison, but I’d imagine that Tyson at his very best had a real shot at beating anyone.

They just lost Chris Paul AND Reddick. That top is a lot less heavy now and their depth is still garbage. Griffin and DJ can’t carry an offense by themselves.

Have you already forgotten the magic of Linsanity?

My point was that the man knows how to throw a punch, certainly better than Nate Diaz does.

I’ve explained to you how he can. Floyd targets the body early. McGregor gasses and drops his arms. Floyd gets to headhunt. Tell me which part of that is wrong.

Floyd knows that he’s going to destroy McGregor. McGregor probably knows that too. The money is worth it. The question is whether McGregor is fine with humiliating himself in the process. He seems like a pretty prideful person, which is why I would imagine that they’ve agreed that McGregor will lose by decision and

The upside is that more people realize what a clown Mayweather is and his legacy is further diminished. Fuck that guy with a crisp edged dictionary.

I think his reputation for being a dick is less about how he acts in public and more about him beating his wife in front of their kids. Great boxer, terrible human being.

I think it depends on whether they have some kind of under the table agreement to let this go to a decision or not. Connor’s going to be in there for 12 rounds. Mayweather has the time available to wear Connor down and go for the easy kill if he wants to. Connor already fights with his hands low. He might be able to

Knocked out in MMA. Boxing is a very different animal and he’s going against one of the best ever (even if he’s old and a piece of shit who can’t read). No one Connor has ever faced is even as good at boxing as Mayweather’s sparring partners. He has no shot in the ring. Plus it’s a 12 round fight. Connor is going to

You’re too old when you stop enjoying them.

If you took away Melo’s Team USA play, would he still be a HOFer?

I got a cheesesteak in Reading Terminal and went to Ishkabibble’s off of my uber driver’s recommendation. Was not impressed by either. Did I get played or is cheesesteak just not that special in Philly?

I got there too early for the fried chicken but they have the best donuts I’ve ever tasted. Every other donut is trash in comparison.

So far Trump has only managed to alienate our foreign allies, increase tensions with North Korea, introduce a healthcare bill that would actually lead to more people dieing, and plant the seed for more supply side economics voodoo. If Trump keeps engaging in pissing contests with world leaders (you know he will) we

+1 owl that isn’t what it seems

Yeah, because the “liberal left” are really the ones fueling the military-industrial complex. In the last two elections, which candidates advocated for increased military spending again?