CA, IL, and NJ are in the top 5 states least dependent on welfare. You sir, can suck the dick.

You take a sip of the Michelob Ultra then you pour the Grey Goose in your eyes to distract you from how bad it is.

Well fucking said.

I think you’re confusing actual tastes and the pleasure derived from eating. Some tongues are more sensitive to taste than others. If fast food makes you just as happy as fine dining then more power to you. Save yourself some money.

I figured he was talking waitstaff. Obviously cooking at a place like this is much different from microwaving shit at Applebee’s.

Yes

This is completely false, but I’m almost envious of your lack of taste. Life would be much easier if crap all tasted the same.

Right, Drew’s saying that the chefs and their stories aren’t all that interesting.

Tips are insane at places like this and the experience means that you have a better shot of getting hired at another place with insane tips.

Have you seen Chef? Jon Favreau took his steamiest of turds and plated it for us.

Nah, some of the best burgers in NYC are found at high-end restaurants. That’s the beauty of the burger; dressed up or dressed down, it’s always good.

And then there’s that whole Yale thing...

Maybe you should have looked that up before you put your foot in your mouth.

The Warriors’ weakness has been Kyrie, not LeBron.

I copied the wrong number. Either way, point still stands. Do you understand how DRtg works? Lower is better. LeBron’s aggregate ORtg was higher than Kyrie’s too so not sure what’s going through your head. Kyrie WAS great, but to say that he was more dominant than LeBron when LeBron showed up for EVERY game and…

Player A:

We should collect all of their remains and carefully bury them at the bottom of an outhouse near a chili cook-off.

Aside from Kyrie’s one game sample size, they all shot horribly, not just LeBron. The fact that they weren’t swept is a miracle itself. There was no way LeBron was/is going to beat the Warriors by himself; I’m not arguing that. I just think it’s dumb to believe that Kyrie’s scoring was what won them those games and…

There was nothing embarrassing about his performance in their first meeting with the Warriors. If anything it just reinforced how fucking good he is.

But you take Kyrie out, put in Dellavedova again and the Warriors win in 5