I think you’re overestimating how much they care. Asking them to stir the drink (or just not shake) is fine. They aren’t going to be watching you to see what you do. Just don’t be weird about it when you ask and they won’t have any reason to be offended.

Just ask them not to shake it and stir it yourself.

They can go onto make literally TENS of thousands of dollars!

See, I totally saw this coming. That’s why I have HDDs filled with terabytes of porn. Yup, definitely this and not a crippling porn addiction...

I’m look at students’ papers today.

I think you’re mistaken about who the idiot is in this situation.

Hahahaha I just found this

I guess, but I wouldn’t go to a fried chicken joint and just order sides. It would be too depressing.

If she was having a really good day, and her opponent was having a terrible one, then yes. But that’s not really a fair competition is it?

Unfortunately, even in her prime she is physically inferior to most of the male pros. She’s probably as technically skilled as anyone, but she’d still be playing with a severe physical disadvantage. Hormones just do not work in the favor of women.

Except it was KFC and any self respecting person knows that KFC is trash. I knew right then that he was unfit to be President. #Popeyes4life

And you’re not helping to change that.

It helps if the joke is actually funny...

This is kinja. We can’t have nice things here.

Counterpoint: Nate Robinson is 5 inches taller

Counterpoint: Kevin Hart is a midget

Obviously not since I star this gif every chance I get:

This is Deadspin dude, Jezebel is that way...

The fact that Win Butler can ball (with that throwback hairband no less) makes me so happy. All I want to see is him back down J Biebs in the post and show him what real game (and musicianship) is like.

Lukewarm take