The save was very nice but holy shit that pass.

this is terrific kinja

I think being the best singer in the world for a day would actually get you the most sex long term.

Do you ever pick questions out of the greys?

Lol, you don’t know shit about doping do you? Big arms are not one of the identifiers of HGH or steroid use. If you want to know what female dopers look like google pictures of women at the Crossfit Games.

200-250 is like a standard dose if you’re trying to roll hard. Definitely not “potentially deadly”. The only way to overdose on MDMA (the pure stuff) would be to down so much that you choke on it.

I believe “Carry Her Down the Mountain” is actually their first single.

Wow, all the people who bray about basketball getting away from “the fundamentals” must jack it to this video daily.

Have you ever played football? As safe as it gets would be the defender hitting the receiver in the midsection with his shoulder pad and wrapping him up. That’s how they actually teach you how to tackle. This is attempted murder. Guy was clearly aiming high. You can’t say that there’s nothing wrong with this hit when…

People send them all kinds of tips.

Open-face sandwiches are tartines and need to be prefaced by saying that they’re open-faced. If you ordered a sandwich and they gave you an open-faced one without declaring it an open-faced sandwich would you be fine with that? Two or more pieces of bread make a sandwich, one does not. Subs are subs and hoagies are…

No because my premise is that a sandwich is comprised of two separate pieces of bread.

A taco is a taco. A sandwich is a sandwich. There’s a reason why they’re two different words ya dingus.

Obviously.

Please, go to the counter and order a taco sandwich. Pendejo.

You finally get it.

In that case it’s a donut pocket, not a sandwich. Everything you listed is a pocket, not a sandwich.

It’s slang for when you shop at Duane Reade.

Ah, I see your point now. I wonder if the fruit trees feel pain. You’re kind of pulling off their ball sacks.

Fruits also come from plants...