Finally someone who speaks truth.

Kefir, HamNo, the answer is kefir.

He’s calling you smug assholes.

Have you ever done a Beerlympics and who would win which events?

...about you.

You’re not a real person to me until you learn how to use a fucking apostrophe.

Idk, I kind of feel the same. Like I recognize that she is an extremely attractive individual, yet feel zero attraction to her at the same time. I have no idea why.

All of the rowers are going to be surprised with a nice brown participation trophy sometime after their event.

Who the hell is gonna take a game from Team USA in basketball? The only time we won’t have all 5 of the 5 best players on the floor is when Pau plays, and even that is debatable.

A cat that doubles as living room furniture, amazing!

Is this satire or honest kinja gold?

Is this satire or honest kinja gold?

Eh, you need to work on your troll game.

Lecithin and ZMA usually enhanced my dreams. If you really want to lucid dream try Galantamine. You wake up in the morning, take it, stay awake for an hour or so, go back to sleep, then dream your face off.

Played a little CS GO last time I took it and I could definitely see it helping. Puts you in a zone.

It’s probably going to be a great story to tell if you make it out alive. They’re truly getting an authentic Brazilian experience.

Medium rare fool.

If you haven’t already, look up J. Kenji Lopez-Alt’s guide to steaks on seriouseats. Basics are:

“Sealing in the juices” has been debunked many times. That’s not how steaks work.

1 - The meat needs to be room temperature. Take the meat out of the fridge a half hour before cooking.

2lbs a week is a good goal. Knowing your daily maintenance calories is key, it let’s you determine how many calories you need to intake to lose weight. Try to estimate the amount as close as you can, and subtract 500 calories from it if you’re trying to lose weight. Low carb, high protein is usually a good plan, but…