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Rondo’s made a pretty good career out of that...

They’d probably lose their sanctioning from the state athletic commission.

From a purely visual standpoint it was terrific, but looked at with a strategic or writing viewpoint it was dogshit.

...everyone is super lame.

I guess it counts as pillaging.

Did they also steal it? In that case Iceland is also super lame.

Which is also super lame. Get your own damn celebration.

Anyone else think it was super lame that France stole Iceland’s clap?

Not if you want them brown and delicious the way god intended them to be.

I actually kind of like the Speed Racer movie. Visually it’s insane and it captures the spirit of cartoons pretty well. At the top of my list of movies to watch the next time I do acid.

He very well might end up being their leading scorer and most valuable player, but as long as Curry is on the roster it’ll be his team.

What about bukkake udon?

Dafuq does this even mean?

Play the exact opposite of pace and space. Pack the paint with your C and PF, and have everyone else cut and drive at the same time. Throw up a wild layup and fight for the ball in a massive scrum. Slap a few balls while you’re in there. There’ll be too much chaos for all of the fouls to be called and you’ll quickly

The way I see it they owed him that money. If Wade didn’t take those pay cuts they wouldn’t have won two championships, or been in a position to sign Dragic and Whiteside. From a pure production standpoint, these contracts are way too much, but there are a lot of positive externalities to be gained. Fan involvement

The Heat weren’t already the best team in the league.

Damn that’s cold-blooded. Just like Bosh.

There was optimism because of his stature as a player, but if you took his name out of the equation it was pretty obvious that he was done. Achilles is a career ender, especially for someone who relies on athleticism.

I would lose my mind if Westbrook went to the Heat. Their logo is basically him dunking anyways. Make it happen guys.

The thing is this doesn’t resemble the Kobe situation at all. Wade is still one of the top shooting guards in the league, whereas Kobe was a walking pile of horse glue. He clearly wasn’t right after the Achilles injury, whereas Wade looked healthier last season than he was for most of the Big 3 era. He’s not as