I snowboard so it may not be completely comparable, but if you’re having trouble with rails it’s usually because you aren’t going fast enough.

So close.

Celebrity rapist.

Only surprising if you haven’t been following the election at all.

This is absurd. Kobe is definitely Top 5 in the following:

Have anyone secured the movie rights yet?

Yeah but now you can have John “Where’d My Jumpshot Go?” Wall and Bradley “Always Broken Somewhere” Beal taking those 1 on 5s. Feel better?

My friend once bought a bag of parsley from a drug dealer in WSP, thinking it was weed. Too bad they’ve cleaned the place up.

The first time I did E I was with a bunch of friends who smoked. I’d made a playlist and spent the next two hours sitting in a chair rolling/dancing my ass off. Meanwhile, my friends all looked like they’d just realized that life is meaningless and we all die alone. Never understood how it’s supposedly a party drug.…

The difference is that the crux of the story doesn’t depend on the nationality/setting. Ghost In the Shell is fundamentally about cybernetics. You can set it anywhere and the story will remain intact. Gods of Egypt was about...Egyptian Gods. When the story relies on it being set in a certain place, it makes a lot more…

Ahhh, the double fister. That’s a pro move right there, and not just for drinks.

Wait, where is the joke?

But is it more broken than Ali’s brain?

It’s funny that you think your Kobe example made any sense in the first place.

None of those roles suggested that she could pull off the lead in a film like this, and you’re putting your faith in the guy who directed Snow White and the Huntsman. As others have pointed out, casting ScarJo is as much a financing decision as it is a creative one. Can’t find any number on the budget yet, but it’ll…

Still unclear how Kobe’s situation relates to this at all.

He’s not your typical Duke player (black).

She was good in Babel. In other sci-fi action roles (47 Ronin, Pacific Rim) not so much.

English aside, she’s not a good enough actress to play the lead.