Aquarius is cancelled, looks like we found someone who can really figure this shit out:

Thanks buzzkillington III

Schatzgraber, huh. I can only picture one thing when I read this word.

Gizmodo truly detests this man.

celebrity presidential candidates make perfect distractions from the real shit that we can’t control or aren’t controlling. its fucked man

This is dope - forget the Pixel, Alphabet needs to bring more innovative stuff like this to the market. I have no use for this but totally want it.

Nope that just a lizard overlord

“The rosacea object”

I’m done. You can officially get away with anything. Can we get some vigilante justice here? Someone needs to go castrate this dickbag.

What are those!

Time for some pump and dumps and roller coaster ridin’

SICK

Could be good or bad.

Self Driving AppLaren: Top speed 65 mph. Sounds like fun.

NUKE IT FROM THE OORT CLOUD

Nailed it.

I’ve personally always wanted to asphyxiate her with an oxen gull bladder. Ugh she irks me.

Fucking sick. Love it. Must have been a hell of a tense situation for the robot’s controllers...

What is going on with the eyes at about 0:56 are they changing color or is that the cam light reflecting off? trippy..

In a few sentences you have summed up life.