At least we've moved to calling it an 'incident' and not an accident.

Hey, a guy is probably dead, but make sure to make a bunch of jokes, you commenting fucksticks.

Yes... hips sexier than Beyonces, and a Mr Monopoly mustache to go with it.

Says the man whose name is Fleetwood T. Brougham.

This was on my FB feed this morning. I made the mistake of reading it right after waking up at 6am. Nothing like a good cry in the shower so your girlfriend doesn't wake up to your sobs.

yeah, and I'm at work trying not to cry... would be pretty awkward right now.

That is a touching story.

you'll be surprised what some people do in their cars in North Korea

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords

I think all cars, deep in their manifolds, want to go out this way. Sitting in a field rusting away, nah. Driven twice a week to the store by an old lady, assaulted by shopping carts, nah.