I don’t know how to explain it, but I’d rather watch a 9-part series about a gruesome, brutal serial killer than 20 minutes listening to a phone call with a pedophile. 

I’m almost always onboard with Jezebel, but that line set me off, especially considering all the stories they’ve made around body positivity:

Bestie what do you mean?? She moved on ages ago. All this shit is Hailey doing shady stuff for clout, and then the media running with it instead of ignoring it like we all should. None of it is Selena’s fault.

Everyone keep a close eye on her so the moment that she becomes too popular or too lauded we can rip her apart for being fake, for pretending to be clumsy, and for being annoying instead of silly. We’ll get her. We just need to make sure her pedestal is tall enough first. [twirls fake mustache]

My go to move is setting them down when moving from outside in the sun to inside somewhere dark ... and never picking them back up again.

What if the REAL fraud is the authenticating company?

Why would you possibly give a shit if a consenting adult agrees to carry a pregnancy for someone else?

If they’re so wanted by men, why are they single now?

Selena Gomez is better than all of this & really should not be posting on social media & CERTAINLY not reading the comments. Really no one should &  I say that as someone who is currently writing a comment 

It’s entrepreneurship, actually. Comparing thrifting to colonialism is fucking outrageous, and actively offensive to people actually suffering under colonialism. 

It’s probably right to note that Don Lemon is 56, which does seem to be the prime age for a man to say shit like this.

They’re building up towards Young Avengers. This has been common knowledge for a long time now. It’s not complicated.

Do we honestly think this is the first Senator to suffer depression? No, he’s just the first one to admit it and openly seek treatment, instead of trying to bury it with multiple mistresses and a coke habit like certain past Senators I could name. Everyone knew Fetterman had had a stroke; anyone who wanted to research…

The past tense of “lead” is “led” - I’m not sure why actual professional writers have been getting this wrong so much, but it’s really annoying.

If I had to work with the assholes he has to work with I'd be depressed too. 

She was responsible for the Fyre Festival.

“...with many expressing surprise that Andre could “pull” a woman like Ratajkowski”

I’m not a fan of Olivia Wilde, ASAP Rocky or Harry Styles. But that people feel so strongly to think, “it seemed like Wilde was going after the very-much-partnered rapper” makes them a bunch of Bozo’s. One can just as easily say that one celebrity woman is giving props to another celebrity woman and her man! They seem…

Female public figures end up in this trap not just with body positivity, but with feminism and almost any cause they support. Suddenly you have to be little miss everything we need at once or else it’s fuck you, what have you ever done to help anyone besides yourself, why aren’t you performatively championing,…

In full-time pandemic America, I shame no one for whatever makes them happy as long as it’s consensual and no one feels like they have to go along. Spending the money is unnecessary, but some people will do it, regardless. Come on, there’s never been a better time to make excuses why you can’t join in on something.…