I teared up watching that. I had the pleasure of meeting Alex Trebek when I was on Jeopardy three years ago. We filmed on the day David Bowie died. I’m devastated for him and his family. Pancreatic cancer is the most awful thing I’ve ever seen a person suffer through. Alex Trebek is a lovely man who has brought me joy…

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

Is it possible they didn’t realize they were supposed to double loop and she legit thinks she ran a half marathon when she, in fact, did not?

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

I guess I am about the only person in the world that thought that performance had no chemistry, was stilted and was cringingly awkward.

The comments on this is everything.

Wait, I think I figured out why that pattern looks familiar. One little tweak...

The order of the photos should match the order of descriptions because that is how captions have worked since captions were invented. 

Simmons can start talking the moment defenses quit treating him like this.

Damn, Nurkic must be bad, if even Ben Simmons is willing to take a shot at him.

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

I read on the internet (so it must be true) of bars where there is a sign in the ladies’ room to the effect of “If you are feeling uncomfortable ask for Rhonda [or some other name]”. You ask the bartender for Rhonda, he says “She’s working in the kitchen,” and he shows you out the back way where they have called you…

BACON.

Name a breakfast food anywhere as delicious, like, sushi or marinated cassava. I’ll wait.

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

“A casual flex to say that she’s on a texting basis with Lorde and Grande, but that’s neither here nor there. Halsey makes a good point here...”

The part that seems extra bonkers to me is that, by including Terry Crewe’s testimony, Gillette was even explicitly acknowledging male victims, which is something MRAs frequently scream about.

When I read your post, I am picturing you as a cat that likes to knock everything off of the coffee table, item by item. 

I was at the Pete show last night and I’m surprised Jez chooses to focus on the fact he talked about Ariana and not about the fact that he basically shit all over Louis CK.