I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Farewell to the website who’s existence I just learned about in this post saying farewell. 

Oh for Pete's sake.

Can I just take this opportunity to say that I hated Kanye before it was cool?

And she looks... hollow? Low energy? That vacuous, vacant stare at the nothing that’s three feet in front of her? It’s... disturbing.

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

It’s hard to argue that Taylor Swift’s Democratic endorsement is anything other than a net positive.

Just stop.  This is getting old and ridiculous. 

I speak out ALL THE TIME about women’s issues, and I was DUMBFOUNDED at how many of the things that she mentioned that women can’t do that I had internalized and accepted. It’s just the way it is -- all of the tiny little freedoms that men have that I don’t. FUCK ALL OF THIS.

Like I said minutes ago, trade him for Jimmy Butler 

GOOD BOY. GOODEST BOY.

“I slaved around the world making clothes for you”

Bieber has foregone a prenuptial agreement in his marriage to that Hailey girl.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

YyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaNOT EXACTLY. Sure there are similarities when you squint your eyes and check out the odd behaviors, but I don’t ever recall Lauryn Hill ever straight up selling black people down the river and uplifting some trash ass white male himbo as the ideal man of all time.

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

Every love affair is a tiny forever.

When it rains it pours

My mom’s office had a UPS driver who was a sarcastic pain in the ass. One day she couldn’t find a seat at a popular fried chicken restaurant during a busy lunch hour. The UPS driver was there and offered to let her sit at his table with him, promising not to talk to her. Luckily they did talk, and they’ve been married…