@Affrosponge88:disqus WELL, PARDON ME!

I really don't see how any other conclusion could be extrapolated.

I really don't see how any other conclusion could be extrapolated.

Haha. I promise my name isn't Rob. It's actually Scottie (yes, my birth certificate actually says "Scottie", not Scott. I'm just that fly.)

Haha. I promise my name isn't Rob. It's actually Scottie (yes, my birth certificate actually says "Scottie", not Scott. I'm just that fly.)

Shit, that's gonna take a lot of beer, in my case at least. Don't encourage alcohol poisoning!

Shit, that's gonna take a lot of beer, in my case at least. Don't encourage alcohol poisoning!

You obviously have yet to experience the magnificence that is Bell's Brewery out of Kalamazoo, Michigan. They don't make a single beer that isn't a work of art.

You obviously have yet to experience the magnificence that is Bell's Brewery out of Kalamazoo, Michigan. They don't make a single beer that isn't a work of art.

Haha. You really are going to become my official Recommendation Liason. Not even limited to just the arts, now you'll be recommending me what to do in dating!

Haha. You really are going to become my official Recommendation Liason. Not even limited to just the arts, now you'll be recommending me what to do in dating!

SpongyTaglines?

SpongyTaglines?

So… edible?

So… edible?

It better not be shitty beer, or so help me…

It better not be shitty beer, or so help me…

Seriously. We could like, not wage war for ONE DAY and fund NASA well enough for a decade. It fucking pisses me off so much, that I really don't want to get into it, because I don't want to offend anyone that might lean more right. But seriously. "No, we don't need scientific progress! Let's focus on destroying what…

Seriously. We could like, not wage war for ONE DAY and fund NASA well enough for a decade. It fucking pisses me off so much, that I really don't want to get into it, because I don't want to offend anyone that might lean more right. But seriously. "No, we don't need scientific progress! Let's focus on destroying what…

Ugh. Where were you a couple months ago? I could've used your pre-screening. I spent like THREE WEEKS dating this girl before she dropped something casually racist in conversation. And she was so damn cool otherwise, I don't. fucking. get it.