Is Cabin in the Woods out on disc now? I never got to see it in theaters, sadly, but have really been looking forward to seeing it.

So, 'sup people. I've not seen it yet either. Take that, jerks!

So, 'sup people. I've not seen it yet either. Take that, jerks!

You fucking noobs. Lets get that shit into the 3k + range, STAT!

You fucking noobs. Lets get that shit into the 3k + range, STAT!

Call me back, doggie!

Call me back, doggie!

Wow. Really? Hating on Kweli is the cool thing to do now, @avclub-7149244de63a0baa9bd91ff165cfaf79:disqus ? I'm sure it was just through coincidence and luck that he's been so influential and respected and honored in the hip-hop community, and clearly not his talent at rapping and thinking outside of the box about…

Wow. Really? Hating on Kweli is the cool thing to do now, @avclub-7149244de63a0baa9bd91ff165cfaf79:disqus ? I'm sure it was just through coincidence and luck that he's been so influential and respected and honored in the hip-hop community, and clearly not his talent at rapping and thinking outside of the box about…

Oh, that @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus … so edgy! What will he do next?!?!?

Oh, that @avclub-4755f8d41e42650ebe11db78d6a331f2:disqus … so edgy! What will he do next?!?!?

The worst part about this place is how much worse it makes the other parts of the AV Club seem by comparison. Then again, how could anywhere compare with this much badassery?

The worst part about this place is how much worse it makes the other parts of the AV Club seem by comparison. Then again, how could anywhere compare with this much badassery?

Haha, Fixda Fernback does approve of that picture, however.

Haha, Fixda Fernback does approve of that picture, however.

That… is awesome.

That… is awesome.

*takes machine that turns water into cocaine*

*takes machine that turns water into cocaine*

GAY PANIC!