That whole rant was just fucking inspired. "I haven't even ramped a jetski off a waterfall!"

Hey, I only hate everything after one season post-return or so. I'll unashamedly admit to liking the older Family Guy, but it has been diminished a bit by just how much new FG sucks. I probably got more enjoyment overall out of her other show, MadTV, but I hated Mrs Swan with a passion.

Hey, I only hate everything after one season post-return or so. I'll unashamedly admit to liking the older Family Guy, but it has been diminished a bit by just how much new FG sucks. I probably got more enjoyment overall out of her other show, MadTV, but I hated Mrs Swan with a passion.

"Here Adam, I'm bequeathing this to you"

"Here Adam, I'm bequeathing this to you"

"The" LOL moment, as in only one? My god, I had to rewind about twenty different parts because I was laughing so hard. Adam's crying "I almost diiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeed" and his whole rant afterward was just amazing. Each line escalated it, too, capping in the perfect "I haven't seen Beauty and the Beast in seven years…

"The" LOL moment, as in only one? My god, I had to rewind about twenty different parts because I was laughing so hard. Adam's crying "I almost diiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeed" and his whole rant afterward was just amazing. Each line escalated it, too, capping in the perfect "I haven't seen Beauty and the Beast in seven years…

You weren't by chance drinking a fine "Peanut garage-io" were you?

You weren't by chance drinking a fine "Peanut garage-io" were you?

Holy shit, I want to go to concerts with Karl so bad.

Holy shit, I want to go to concerts with Karl so bad.

@avclub-d783823cc6284b929c2cd8df2167d212:disqus Aww haha I didn't mean to imply that you were being a dick or anything. I just thought it was funny that two people didn't catch on. Like you said, that's the danger when the satire is so convincing though. It actually took me a moment to come to the conclusion of "Okay,…

@avclub-d783823cc6284b929c2cd8df2167d212:disqus Aww haha I didn't mean to imply that you were being a dick or anything. I just thought it was funny that two people didn't catch on. Like you said, that's the danger when the satire is so convincing though. It actually took me a moment to come to the conclusion of "Okay,…

IT'S VERY CLEAR TO ME THAT YOU'RE BEING ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS, AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY AND CONFUSED!!!!

IT'S VERY CLEAR TO ME THAT YOU'RE BEING ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS, AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY AND CONFUSED!!!!

@avclub-3b4620fb9b9a1cc0ed457fb831347b11:disqus haha, thanks for understanding! It was really the statement "This album validates the shit out of my life-long love of music.", mixed with the eloquence of your first paragraph (Which pretty much took the words out of my mouth, then made them prettier) that did it for…

@avclub-3b4620fb9b9a1cc0ed457fb831347b11:disqus haha, thanks for understanding! It was really the statement "This album validates the shit out of my life-long love of music.", mixed with the eloquence of your first paragraph (Which pretty much took the words out of my mouth, then made them prettier) that did it for…

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Yeah, if you're asking me, I use this avatar everywhere. My name on the Gawker networks (And actually, my main screen name for everything BUT the AV Club) is DigThatFunk, though. But I usually don't bitch about the comment system there… I actually get pretty annoyed with…

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Yeah, if you're asking me, I use this avatar everywhere. My name on the Gawker networks (And actually, my main screen name for everything BUT the AV Club) is DigThatFunk, though. But I usually don't bitch about the comment system there… I actually get pretty annoyed with…

Haha, get out of here with your fantasy bullshit! Real life friends, psh.