Oh sweet fuck, I know from last week's post-episode "Next week on…" promo that, whoever dies on Workaholics, it's a female. All I know, is if it's Jillian, I will burn some shit to the fucking ground.

Yeah, this is the second of Marah's newswire's I've read in a week that have made me say out loud (this may be hyperbole, I probably just thought it): "OH DAMN!" (the other being her line about the dialogue between Tupac and a gun)

Yeah, this is the second of Marah's newswire's I've read in a week that have made me say out loud (this may be hyperbole, I probably just thought it): "OH DAMN!" (the other being her line about the dialogue between Tupac and a gun)

Ohhh man, The Get-Up Kids. Just seeing the album cover for "Something to Write Home About" brings back a flood of nostalgia. I really don't think I want to listen to it again, because I'm fairly sure it's just awful, and I already hate my younger self's taste in music plenty as it is.

Ohhh man, The Get-Up Kids. Just seeing the album cover for "Something to Write Home About" brings back a flood of nostalgia. I really don't think I want to listen to it again, because I'm fairly sure it's just awful, and I already hate my younger self's taste in music plenty as it is.

Did they stick the meat on the fuckin grill and let that shit sit there, for like a half hour, til it went "TSSSSSS"?

Did they stick the meat on the fuckin grill and let that shit sit there, for like a half hour, til it went "TSSSSSS"?

John Mayer seems like the kind of guy that keeps a butterfly knife on him, and would also cut himself and lick the blood off the knife to freak out an opponent. He makes some shitty music, but the motherfucker is kind of crazy.

John Mayer seems like the kind of guy that keeps a butterfly knife on him, and would also cut himself and lick the blood off the knife to freak out an opponent. He makes some shitty music, but the motherfucker is kind of crazy.

Yes, but how much for the barn wood to shoot a picture of it in front of?

Yes, but how much for the barn wood to shoot a picture of it in front of?

@avclub-2300d8171ca46be1ee5a72d2837c1b6d:disqus Side note, I can never see your screen name and not yell "HOLY SHIT KID, PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!" in my head.

@avclub-2300d8171ca46be1ee5a72d2837c1b6d:disqus Side note, I can never see your screen name and not yell "HOLY SHIT KID, PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!" in my head.

Such a great setup, too, for: "Next nigga to say somethin' gettin' shot, please believe that!"

Such a great setup, too, for: "Next nigga to say somethin' gettin' shot, please believe that!"

"And as for you, Boss Hog, it's very insulting, what you said about my coat. It's made outta your mother's pubic hair."

"And as for you, Boss Hog, it's very insulting, what you said about my coat. It's made outta your mother's pubic hair."

DUTTA DUTTA DUTTA

DUTTA DUTTA DUTTA

"Flipper? We knew him as 'James, the Nigga-Hatin' Dolphin'"