Because companies seem to literally abhor DVR's, and the attempts to actually record an entire show/movie from beginning to end.

Don't get my hopes up!

Don't get my hopes up!

I'll personally be busy finding the square root of Tron's apartment.

I'll personally be busy finding the square root of Tron's apartment.

Cracked is easily one of the best time-waster sites on the web, right after AV Club, Regretsy, and Blogger Beware, the snarky Goosebumps recap site (my love for it knows no bounds, but sadly, the supply of material there is finite)

Cracked is easily one of the best time-waster sites on the web, right after AV Club, Regretsy, and Blogger Beware, the snarky Goosebumps recap site (my love for it knows no bounds, but sadly, the supply of material there is finite)

I fap whenever I see Sean O'Neal

I fap whenever I see Sean O'Neal

Not my favorite line, but holy shit, one of his best line deliveries. I could watch Mooney react to shit all day long.

Not my favorite line, but holy shit, one of his best line deliveries. I could watch Mooney react to shit all day long.

Another great Donnell moment, albeit from a different sketch: The WacArnold's PSA, where Calvin gets a job, and the three guys are planning to rob him…

Another great Donnell moment, albeit from a different sketch: The WacArnold's PSA, where Calvin gets a job, and the three guys are planning to rob him…

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus Well, I can't speak for anyone else here, but Chappelle's Show was definitely eye-opening for me when I first saw it, as well as his standups.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus Well, I can't speak for anyone else here, but Chappelle's Show was definitely eye-opening for me when I first saw it, as well as his standups.

"I brought brownies!"
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"They got weed in 'em??"

"I brought brownies!"
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"They got weed in 'em??"

Yeah, keep on doin' what your doin', white boy, yeah… *masturbates silently*

Yeah, keep on doin' what your doin', white boy, yeah… *masturbates silently*

Most often quoted Mooney response?