She’s an immature asshole. In all of these conversations she comes off so entitled and disrespectful. I cannot wait until she rage quits this show.

Well aren’t you a fun, “cool girl” and not at all weirdly judgmental about a common event that plenty of women who are getting married have.

Every love affair is a tiny forever.

Someone suggested my brother-in-law date a certain girl at the college he attended. He did not know her but knew her roommate. He calls roommate for an introduction, but roommate is out. Third roommate answers the phone. Somehow, despite any conceivable reason for doing so, they get to talking.

I had two different guys try the “surprise date” angle on me in college. WTF is up with that move? 

As the child of divorced parents, my one plea is that you don’t badmouth your child’s father in their presence EVER. If you do, it tells the child that 50% of who they are, are shit. If the parents badmouth each other, it kills the child’s self-esteem entirely. 100% of their DNA are shit, what are you supposed to do…

Jason Whitlock is the type of nigga who doesn’t think he’s a nigga. He’s slid through life with no other notable skills outside of kissing white asses and diminishing and undermine black people for his own personal game, because this dumb nigga thinks if he can convince white people he’s not a nigga.

Whitlock is always angry because he jumps on the gravy train only to find it’s just a metaphor and there’s not actual gravy

Whitlock’s been an Olympic-caliber hater (except for Jeff George?) since they kicked him out of his first “all you can eat (this visit only)” buffet.

The FBI was our client, and they had guns in the meeting.  It was slightly weird.  Not gonna lie.  But that is the beginning and end of my story on that. 

My impression was that I might be going to jail if I recorded anything, or even shared what was discussed in the SCIF.  Long story short: I kept my phone off and my mouth shut.

If it was so easy for a reality TV ‘personality’ to record. Imagine what highly trained people with an agenda can do? Like...I don’t know...the Kremlin

If you aren’t terrified of camel spiders you should be institutionalized. I haven’t ever been anywhere near where camel spiders are and the phrase “camel spider” causes shivers to run up my spine.

“I’m free to wank to camgirls bang hot coeds as much as I like!!”

“All I’m saying is a ‘no’ is just a ‘yes’ that needs a little convincing.”

“Well, actually, all lives matter.”

“Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism"

Today I graduated with a B.A. in Sociology. It only took me 15 years to finally get a college degree, but I did it. I finally did...something with my life.

This just hurts my heart. I’m a suicide survivor, a rape survivor, a foodie, and a giant fucking know-it-all. And I happen to know Bourdain personally through a friend. This hurts my heart in a way I never thought some acquaintance’s death could. Thinking about this and Argento and her life makes me sick with sadness.…