Night Vale forever.

I used to listen to Nightvale every morning when my commute was longer. It’s only about 10 minutes right now though, so not really any time.

I’m a big fan of everything by Pacific Northwest Stories, but especially The Black Tapes, which just started season three a couple of weeks ago.

Have you heard of the BBC show QI (comedy trivia panel show previously hosted by Stephen Fry)? The podcast is hosted by the researchers for the show and they just share the weird and cool facts they learned that week that aren’t going to make it into the show. It’s surprisingly interesting and funny - like QI.

Love history. So thank you!

It’s my dad’s birthday. We’re celebrating by going to see It later tonight.

As long as the pockets were heavy and an angry kid or two.

Thirty years together. I want us to be one of those old couples who makes their diamond anniversary. All shriveled and lumpy and still in love.

Another thing, 60 percent of first marriages fail, 80 percent of second marriages fail.”

I watched last week with my gf, who claimed it was like an updated The Wire. Don’t worry, I plan to close up the donut shop for a while in retaliation for that.

Everyone at work knows I had the most basic of cable plans..and now...I’ve totally cut the cord (again) and just have internet...but thanks to my sister and her expensive cable, I can stream live tv using her Comcast acct w/my Macbook hooked up to my TV, and watch all of her premium channels for $Free.99!

Starz is for watching Ash vs. Evil Dead.

Oh, God, Michael! Why are you being sexist AND racist by calling out this poor officer? An officer who has suffered enough without you getting all high and mighty in your melanated manhood by repeatedly referring to the whiteness of this persons skin and the she-ness of her body.

Gosh, why do I feel like you aren’t asking this question in good faith?

Whenever I see Jonathan Brandis in anything, it never fails to give me a colossal sad.

I’ve seen multiple theories about how Brandis and Phoenix dying young were the biggest reasons Leonardo DiCaprio got uber, uber famous. They would have been his biggest competition had they lived.

I also miss John Ritter and Harry…

If you follow him at all or have read his books he’s been talking about this renovation for several years now. I believe that about 95% of this is his stuff and I’m terribly jealous.

Show us on the Cayde-6 doll where Bungie touched you...

Hunter here. I can confirm that Warlocks definitely have the most awesome book clubs with all the fiber cookies you can eat.

You think you know a person and then they practically come out and admit they eat puppies.

Yesss put down your DraftKings app, Jezebel readers (jk, jk).