...that’s beautiful.

Congrats on not smoking!

You also catch more flies with a giant swatter but when I suggest that I’m told I have “anger issues”.

So...I have been working in our mailroom for 20 years. Basically a couple years after getting out of the Marine Corps, I got tired of bouncing. And then it was a job and I had a wife. And then it was a job because we had children. Then I got my bachelors in Network Management. And couldn’t find a job there so I…

You are doing the Almighty’s work.

I have a 12 pack of “Well fuck, I guess I can survive the apocalypse”. But then I have a wife and kids so I go back to the keg of “Fuckfuckfuckfuck”

/hug

Actually per Article 88 of the UCMJ that can be considered contemptuous speech, although I believe that only applies to commissioned officers.

It is being passed around at Agriculture as well, or a similar one is. We had a all agency email about a Climate Change survey that got accidentally sent to other agencies in USDA.

I’m 47 and I still get that way.

Look, maybe they will go to KCK instead....

Not sure what you think.know about the Kansas City metropolitan area but we are a pretty diverse group of people here.

Truth

Well we are a tolerant lot, all beliefs (no matter how wrong) are welcome.

Federal government does that too - I was up for a position at Pearl Harbor and I think the pay was...maybe 40 percent above what that grade paid. Still wasn’t enough to live there though.

My youth pastor (It was a phase!) ran a DnD group.

It’s a great town, I can’t tell you how good the LGBTQ scene is - because as a straight guy I have no clue what constitutes good or bad in that regard. I do know Pride is awesome every year. Also FOOD!! World’s Greatest BBQ (Come at me Memphis, Texas and Carolina!) and JAmes Beard Award winning chefs. And we have an…

Kansas City is fairly cheap to live and is a lovely city.

DING DING DING.

Never understood folks wanting a cookie for doung the easym right thing.