Shae Viszla concurs!

100 degrees at 29 Stumps? Man, this New Corps has it so easy.

I was going to do so many organizational kind of things. And then my toddler woke up. Toddlers are Gravity,Momentum and Chaos Theory given flesh.

I was a troll, but I was young, was short on cash and fit under the bridge.

Can’t talk..too soon

You broke my brain at “waygu ground beef Rice-A-Roni”

My wife and I were the same way - 20 years next year :)

My toddler has moved onto Paw Patrol, I have forgotten all about Cars.

So you’re a Sith.

My buddy was one of the prosecutor’s on this case, and I watched him question the MA state trooper who took the digital evidence (I was studying for a forensics interview). Man, that was a challenge to follow :)

One of my friends in the 501st is a biker scout. It’s a really cool looking outfit.

I had a toe amputated 2 weeks ago, and I was ~ 5 minutes in the house post surgery and my 3 year old wanted me to chase him around the yard.

Stephen A. Smith, you’re drunk.

He’s a keeper!

I’m a migos guy, but yeah there pancakes are awesome!

You will not speak ill of Kerbey Lane.

+1 for the Katz reference, man.

Tha fuck does Goony googoo mean Gus?

Why would you do that? And sober??

You are a well known day drunk, however.