Thank you for enforcing my decision to unsubscribe from Jezebel.

The guy on the corner screaming about the Venusians coming to take over is passionate too. Doesn't mean I should start prepping for the invasion.

One of my best friends is a former SP, I got nothing but love for Navy.

Something folks may not know - if ytou eat at Sonic, please tip the carhops. At least here in Kansas City, they are paid less than minimum because the expectation was they were tipped.

This! 20 percent is standard for me - wife and I both worked service industry and I have many friends who have or still do.

Also, fuck Lee Greenwood and that damn song they played INCESSANTLY.

I am no one's hero.

*sniff*

I am a United States Marine - my name is a killing word :)

Speaking as a DB veteran, I find that highly offensive.

Ok, you win.

You couldn't have earmarked it for me? You selfish bastard!

Assuming your story is true - ever think that this individual is scraping or otherwise sacrificing to afford to eat pizza (Which is fairly cheap) so they can feel not so broke? Or depending it might be an easier situation than cooking for unknown reasons. The point being, instead of mounting your high horse and going…

The reason I remember is because I was in the car at the time ;)

Those were the guys, when I bounced, that 'accidentally' hit the door frame on the way out.

When I was a bouncer there were only two situations I wouldn't insert myself into - if drag queens were involved in a fight or if two women were fighting. Celebrities (Jello Biafra and Travis from Days Of The New), bikers, I didn't care - I will toss your ass out in a heartbeat. Drag Queens and women I stayed the hell…

Man, best my mom ever managed was to drive through a Circle K in a '66 Buick Electra.

That's your takeaway on this?

HyVee is AWESOME - every trip there is a pleasure. Employees go out of their way to help you. Prices tend to be a little higher but the quality of the food and the service makes it worth it.