You’re still being SUPER generous with the numbers. Matt at the smoking tire talks about this on his podcast every so often. A typical video for him will net about $700-1500 (right at or under 1m views).

Also women can abuse women. I know it means they can’t get the resident pregnant but framing it as “man vs woman” ignores the fact that abuse can happen in any circumstance when someone is vulnerable.

Dear people with kids - no one forced you to have children, so you can’t force anyone to deal with them.

Your tips don’t make any difference to the annoyed clientele.

And now it’s MY favorite restaurant

As this is being run by Volvo... if the specs/price is even close to reality, this could end Tesla.

you’re assuming street parking is a possibility.

Judging from the quality of this stucco patch, I think he could brush some white nail polish on the car and call it a day.

It’s one thing to enforce such a ridiculous requirement, but when you can’t even put in the same level of care to your own buildings, how can you reasonably expect your tenants to?  That apartment complex hardly looks like the Taj Mahal, come the hell on. 

Take a look at their methodology...

People are being a little too hard on this guy. I completely believe he didn’t want to hurt anyone. I’m in a fairly similar marriage with the same personality differences he describes. I haven’t wandered but can see where he is coming from. 

Easy solution: Don’t put regular gas pumps there, then. Make them diesel-only.  Otherwise, fair game.

So I’ve been reading the comments and this all I have to say:

For a bunch of liberals who really hate racism and bullying and shit, y’all are some SERIOUSLY racist bullies lol. Like holy cow I have never seen someone call another person a redneck\hick\gun toting idiot so fast in my entire life. For people who hate…

Deserves to have his truck destroyed...?

Lol, this clearly shows how self-confident you are...

It does the same thing but isolates wear to tires instead of park prawl, u-joints, output shafts etc. if it was actually in 4x4, it may have been too much resistance to pull, especially since the majority of the weight is over the front axle. This is click bait after all!

Welcome to the resistance.  I am grey now because I kept complaining about the clickbait garbage that Jalopnik has become.  I have also cut back on how often I come here.  I wish I knew how to filter the content so I just got the 3 authors who produce good stories.  

You’re going to have the local pokey do exactly what about a parking situation on private property that isn’t yours? 

All fine until the sheriff yells back, “that’s MY truck!”

Let’s conveniently not mention the truck is parked on a patch of ice and the Tesla is on dry/salted ground.