Yes, I get it. Kinda traveling for that punchline. But I get it.

20 years ago was 1995.

As opposed to gas tanks. Those hardly ever catch fire.

Childbirth has a number of things that can go wrong with it. Putting both the mother and baby in jeopardy and in potentially a very narrow timeframe. It's the reason we go to the hospital to have them, and not the local Starbucks.

<whispers> Having a baby is considered an emergency.</whispers>

I know when I call an ambulance, the first thing I think is "can I afford this?" Then I pick up my arm.

He had me at "invisible fire". Now you want me engulfed in flames AND smelling like rotten eggs?

It has for at least in the time I've been using it, which is about two years, now. But there are no features if you do, such as highlighting or adding notes.

As with all things, if you study up on what your doing and use common sense, you'll probably be fine. The reason they say you can ruin your phone, is because you'll now have access to administrative features that you wouldn't ordinarily have. What's weird is, you're already the system administrator of your own PC. But…

This looks more like police riot gear. Probably a shot from early in the movie. Wouldn't be the first time paparazzi got us a shot of something out of context.