Jeez, the 3D models are so ugly compared to the original sprites. If you've never played FFIV before, stick with the sprite-based version. So much better.

All I learned from this article is that having sex barely burns more calories than playing video games.

Later, in a press conference, the President was quoted as saying,

"It's stupid. I mean, why does he need two swords? Is a silver sword not good against humans? Why can't a silver sword cut a guy as easy as a troll? It's not like silver is a soft metal, and it's not like it's not sharp, because it would have to be in…

The late nights my roommate and I spent trying to unlock and subsequently conquer Spaztik.... damn. I CAN'T WAIT.

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I am losing my shit at this gif. bless your heart.

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"Brick Killed a Guy!" I lost it.

Lost it at the Brick Killed a Guy trophy.

The whole story he gave was made up, whole cloth. Comcast didn't try to sell his friend anything Xbox related. Being poorly informed would seems like a poor reason to hate a company.

Err... you just said companies should cater to their existing market rather than trying to add new features that will attract a wider customer base...

I think there's more than a little irony in the fact that, in the infamous strip, the character makes a reference to "being beaten every day" immediately before the rape line, and that had no fallout at all. Almost identical arguments can be made regarding why that would be offensive - dismissal of, and joke at the…