Eh, I use a laptop type keyboard professionally and have no problem working fast. Mechanical keyboards are too noisy in a professional environment and everyone ends up hating the typer.

The speaker you have (ie. use) is better than the speaker you leave at home (or can’t afford)

So it’s bluetooth (won’t work with Alexa), and you can’t share control of it? sounds great!

99%? I’m driving a mid-model, mid-range brand new car and it definitely doesn’t have digital climate control.

Oh sorry, I skipped straight to the shooting part. Whoops.

What is wrong with you? “That’s one nasty dessert—whether it be a hundred years old or fresh out of the oven.” 

I’m confused about the video. Why the f*** would you a) test this indoors, b) be in close proximity to it when doing so??

Walmart is good, and cheaper for many things.

Walmart is good, and cheaper for many things.

people wouldn’t be wearing turbans at a fake-ISIS inauguration speech....

We could call it a Lyft. As long as you can summon it with an app of course.

When does the electric version of the bike come out? Better yet, let’s put a petrol engine on it.

No Brit would be drinking tea at 10pm though of course

It’s a million times nicer than the NYC subway.

Not just a random show, this is the premiere prime time news show. And totally surreal and amazing.

you see it *BECAUSE IT’S REAL*

Truth: UN logo is actual map of the (flat) world.

Always worth posting this about consent:

Right?! My kid only needs a bowl of cereal, and I’ll be damned if I’m paying $10 for it.

Irradiated cocaine, if you’re going to do it right.

I travel with my kids frequently, and AirBnB is the only option for me. It’s impossible (or impossibly) & expensive to stay in a hotel when you need to be able to cook dinner every night and have breakfast at home every day. That stuff gets incredibly expensive if you have to go out for each and every meal.