An injury doesnt usually cause a switch to Peterson, a switch to Peterson causes the injury!

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied

Aaron Hernandez, nods ‘That's The Patriot Way'

It’s actually the *New and Improved* Magary, now with ‘Aneurysm Action’!

Must’ve been a Packer. When they were in Winnipeg they would only go 80% of the way...

Now if he finished the night off with 12 hot dogs, half a dozen cigars and 3 hookers, he'd have equaled the Babe's stats

Replace ‘Karoli’ with ‘Neverland’ and you have the same results.

That man got me ready to run through a wall - of tissue paper. Maybe wet tissue paper? Would you believe single ply wet tissue paper? PUMPED!

I thought he was bowing and telling the hitter ‘We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy’

They must think ‘Hey, I can always make more kids if this one breaks, right?’

Seconded

Houston no hits... not since that bath anyway

Last time a Tiger jumped on a pile of bodies it got a 7 iron upside the head.

‘Of course he got off under his own power, he only took 1 shot to the head!’- JFK

A Hall of Fame worthy moment in ‘not sticking to sprots'!

Meth is a hell of a drug :(

*drooooooooool* The real answer isn’t Miata... the right answer is always original NSX

Gotta be different to escape from the greys...

That video should get a film noir treatment. Wow