Vlady made the ball make sounds I didn't think a baseball could make. I couldn't stop watching, it was pornographic.

That home run derby was unreal. Things like this is what MLB needs to get back to being exciting enough to be America’s game

Maybe he’s in the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program and doesn't want to call attention to himself?

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I didnt know you were from Sudbury?!

We're the real MVPs

Thank you for sharing all of that, the bad, ugly, embarrassing, and yet making me laugh out loud several times. I’m happy that you’re still able to share your writing gift with us all, but happier that you’re able to see your kids grow and they still have you. Cheers for many, many more years of dick jokes to come

Wait... on his ... throne?

On the toilet?

You juys are a bunch of assholes... that I love

Omfg. You win the internetz

There's a little Aho in all the players...

Great story Lauren. Keep doing what you do best!

After this, the Flyers will play it twice a game

Or be committed...

That's some good wrangling there

Thanks for this week of tribute to Tony. I’m looking forward to trying this dish for the 1st time. You’re right, in my mind too it was definitely a passe dish for those of us of a certain vintage

NCAA players make more $$$...

Delflategate 2!

His wife is fucking dick, but bumps up against the nuts as a natural part of the action...