Nice, MDT!

Blame Canada.

Jamar Smith really needs think about calling a cab.

So he played basketball for a career, but plays baseball for fun?

I, for one, welcome our new ball licking overlord.

As long as we don't change our name to Deadspinn, I'll be okay.

Peyton wins. No way does he get Kenny pregnant this year.

Guns don't kill people. Apes with guns kill people.

Dick joke.

You can do it twice in a day. It just takes a few minutes for your body to recover and create enough sperm.

The Pacers have their own county jail? I thought he played in Sacramento.

Didn't they make a soft-core porn/horror movie about this guy a few years ago? I could have swore I saw some dentist molesting his female patients on Cinemax late one night.

Open wide.

Did this guy ref that OJ Mayo game?

America: Fuck Yeah!

Yo, YourSoHighness.

Gary Payton goes to the White House to meet President Palmer. It'd be like that one time, in the movie Dave! Can I get a ruling on this?

Dr. Rosen Rosen?

We insisted on driving in case the Jews decided to repeat their attacks of 9/11.

Yeah, but Tim Hardaway's best friend is John Haggard.