The driver admitted that she was looking at her smartphone instead of the road. This accident was completely the driver’s fault. Next case.

Now, considering this is a whole article about Phillips Hues bulbs, wouldn’t it make sense to tell us why they’re worth buyng, what they do, why you need ot change all the bulbs in a room, what you can do with this, you know, information. The point of any and every article.

Now, considering this is a whole article about Phillips Hues bulbs, wouldn’t it make sense to tell us why they’re…

Agree. I hear a similar argument from people who say unions are unnecessary because, if you’re truly valuable to the organization, you can just waltz into the CEO’s office and negotiate your salary and, if they try and play hardball, then you give them a determined look and DEMAND they compensate you in the manner you…

I wonder how long it’ll be before places like Wal-Mart decide they should be a tipped employee pool, allowing them to pay less than minimum wage.

Always remember that it is man that lives in nature’s forest not the other way around.

You don’t get woodpeckers? That’s a special kind of hell because they like to get up at 5 AM.

One summer, I was a park attendant for one of the parks in the Town I grew up in. The park was right on the shore of the Hudson River and one of my jobs was to find ways to get the geese off the grass and into the river. My first day, I tried running into their flock only to stop and run the other direction when the…

some dingus wanted to sell cheaply made houses quickly and with the highest possible profit margin.

I’m closing tomorrow on a house on a woodsy lot on the side of a mountain. Thanks, Captain Buzzkill.

My driveway is more than a quarter-mile long.

Well, it could be termites so you might not have to worry about a wasp problem.

The pigeons are fucking the squirrels?! Oh hell yeah

My yard has fat wood pigeons cooing and humping squirrels. Nature is wonderful.

Many of these problems can be solved by building your house out of bricks, and I got bricks to spare.

Really?

Partitioning the hard drive on a company owned computer to use as your personal laptop is a bad, bad, bad idea.

If Donald Trump had otherwise been a good person, let alone president, the way he treated Puerto Rico should have been enough to start impeachment proceedings.

At this point I don’t really care if anyone sees jail time over the Russia probe. But I want motherfuckers in front of a firing squad for this.

Because the default in society is to have a kid if you wind up pregnant. Everyone knows they have that choice. If someone reaches the point where they decide to have an abortion, they deserve not to be emotionally manipulated in an attempt to have them keep the child. CPCs intentionally deceive the young women who go…

CPCs are baby killers, they generally don’t help mothers once the baby is born.