Damn. I follow him and generally have enjoyed his online persona. It’s upsetting to hear this but a cold reality people need to confront. We really don’t know the people we follow on Twitter. In other forms of media, at least we don’t feel so utterly blind to the people they really are, but on Twitter, that is so much…

Grandpa, is that you?

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

The Baba Booey at :33 really brought it home for me. Maybe next time the Mets will Hit Him with the HEINNN

When Schiano saw what he had done he screamed “OH!”

Yeah but on the breathalyzer did he blow a 3-1 lead in the Finals? Didn’t think so.

I mean, shit, driving a horse is a sport, so might as well.

Driving an RV is sports, imo

They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.

Seems like he was in denial.

This is the best take this site has ever had. EVER.

Don’t know you and I hate THE but fuuuuck you. He dismissed a player for choking out his girlfriend and you say that shit? With everything going on in Baylor.. Tennessee.. And you crucify him for doing the right thing? Fuck you man.

Amazingly,

Can I take away the Red Sox 2004 comeback in the ALCS?

I’d make a joke about Greeks and their money problems, but that seems like low hanging yogurt.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

I do miss being able to say “That’s gay”.

The paging Dr. Faggot joke is still how guys talk to each other, Drew. You know it and I know it. We just can’t say it in public anymore, but we all know its still how people talk. Which should be okay.