They will never get power ever again, so they’re doing all they can to ruin the next generations.

can she please get back together with nicholas hoult now?

It’s so cool how the New York Times bends over backwards to give a platform and voice to people who want me dead because of the color of my skin.

Ok, what’s worse, 1) blowing up on a homemade launch pad, or 2) getting far enough up to see that you were wrong, the earth is a sphere. A sphere that you are pancaking back into.

I’ll see your gif and raise you a video.

At the risk of drawing boos from the assembled, I think “When the Levees Broke” is his greatest work. I will now duck the tomatoes.

I can’t ever marry because women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

I’m really more of a Tim and Dawn fan (um; spoilers)

Ban ‘em. If someone wants to marry me they can take that money and spend it on my buying me my entire “To Read” booklist.

Her father was an American citizen I thought? Which means she probably counts as a “natural-born citizen”. The law hasn’t been settled on this one.

Because Brietbart hasn’t run afoul of a petty, vindictive piece of shit billionaire.

“8. The “White people are so terrible. I hate us.” guy”

Fellow white person here:

For starters, don’t come into a Black-oriented forum and complain that the articles don’t speak directly to you.

I hate the comments I see here sometimes where a white person comes in and is basically like “Um hi, white person here! I just want to know if you could educate me on being less offensive!”

How is Perez Hilton still a thing? I haven’t given this asshole a thought in ten years. Has anybody?

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

By declaring the opioid crisis a “National Health Emergency” rather than a “National Emergency”, the funds available are only those in the HHS emergency fund (rather than the virtually limitless funds Congress can allocate under a “National Emergency” declaration).

I admire the chutzpah it takes to try to make a buck off your famous sibling and call THEM Pushy.