They might be the most famous, but don’t kid yourself into thinking the protestants weren’t taking infants from single mothers and selling (sorry, adopting) them on.

“Publicly protecting Jews is the easiest political choice. Too often, sadly, Jews and Jewish groups are used (not always willingly) as the token to prove Republicans care about minorities.”

It really is a shame we never got to see Jar Jar executed.

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

If your skin is so thin that you verbally abuse someone until they leave the theater just because they flipped you off, maybe you shouldn’t be a comedian. :/

Just a reminder to all you boys out there, Rockin’ Don is the 7th greatest Canadian. He is ahead of Gretzaky, Alexander Graham Bell and the first PM of Canada (who in all fairness, was a complete drunk).

Have you been paying attention this week?
Should we not challenge public figures who provide support and legitimacy to people who show little respect for the rule of law ?

I mean, the term “privilege” gets thrown around a lot, but this is pretty clearly the Platonic ideal of privilege: “I haven’t paid attention to the people worried about having their life utterly destroyed by this administration because I’m going to be fine either way. I’m just going to stay positive.”

Fuck this guy. This quote alone is “fuck this guy” worthy.

Say what you want about Colin Kaepernick, but when he made an overt political statement, he answered questions about it. Hell, since “balance” is so important, I’ll say even old Curt Schilling is willing to engage criticism about his expressed political beliefs.

If Colin Kaepernick had to put up with every reporter’s BS in a thoughtful, intelligent manner on a team nobody outside Silicon Valley even remembered existed, a guy who is on the verge of his 5th SB ring can surely muster up something to say about a goddamn hat.

I know demonizing immigrants sounds like a great thing to many trump supporters, but guys, immigrating to the US (even legally) is difficult, messy, expensive and so so taxing, physically and emotionally. And to be a refugee on top of that, to not really even have a comfortable place to wait out the immigration…

You won’t believe what hipsters are doing now?

Wait, am I the only one who loved Melania’s outfit?

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

It’s never a bad thing.

Thank you, Neville Chamberlain.

Every time I here about that movie I wonder if it’s this one or the James Spader car accident porn one. It’s never the James Spader.