I don’t follow the NBA closely, but did the nutkicker, who grew up drinking Michigan water and was educated in Michigan schools, just call an entire city he visits 6 times a year dumb?

“Sandwich artists” my ass.

That guy in the #66 truck had a helluva ride, too.

If I sit like a lady, even my meager twig n berries are suffocated. Balls out manspreading is over the top, though.

The secret to survival is to travel at night

No, but help yourself to government funds to launch your failure. Oh, and be ignorant. Always be ignorant, and if possible, vocal.

Her VCR still flashes 12:00.

Double dribble. Two hands touching ball on shot fake. Highlight truthers unite!

Southpaw got fucked. #60, after Sourdough Sam and Bango the Buck.

He’s gonna be really pissed when he sees the She-Ra crossover.

Fred Rogers was a musician, educator, saviour of public television, equal rights advocate, and humanitarian. He definitely does not belong in Deadspin comments.

Tippi is more than just a moniker, then?

Ok, I’ll say it. She’s hot, right? In a NASCAR sort of way?

E-games. Russia. Trump.

You’ll settle for an angry handy-j in the parking lot and an awkward goodbye. Come clean.

Habs, baby.

That’s clearly Brett Gardner on that plaque.

A mind is a terrible thing too wasted.

You would see far less nasty, hairy bitches tonight than on Italian American Heritage Night this Friday. WOOF!

Trump, Pappy Bush, or death by minutiae? Tough call.