Unaffordable childcare is definitely not just a white person problem.

Get off your high horse and stop underestimating us HamNo. When the time comes that we can’t take any more, the people will rise up and make some dumbass memes.

Joseph Smith used this exact same strategy to start the entire Mormon religion.

Hillary didn’t fucking fail. She beat Trump by nearly three million votes.

I know, right? Exhausting. One could say it’s a...I don’t know....burden?

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

It’s funny how this kind of news (especially on Christmas) would usually get a universal outpouring of sympathetic, concerned messages and good will.

I’m a person of Dutch nationality, and it was mostly people of my nationality that were killed in the MH17 crash you are referring to. There is no such thing as karma. These here are human beings that died. Human beings of value, artists, people who were loved. They did not deserve to die because of another innocent…

Because Putin? And fuck the Russians?

Well, the thing is, you aren’t alone. In this particular pain, you have a shared experience with countless others (myself included).

Except Aimee doesn’t sound happy about it at all. She sounds miserable as hell, like being alone is not something she wants but something she must get used to. Resigned to her fate so to speak.

I’m sorry. I’m distracted by how alike Caitlyn Jenner and Janice Dickenson look alike.

The only reboot I want to see is one where we redo the story so that Kathryn Merteuil wins. Who watches Cruel Intentions and roots for Annette? Or likes Sebastian better when he’s less of a bastard? Surely 6 seasons of Gossip Girl should have taught TV execs that while people may come for the Serenas, Nates and…

I don’t remember it being this controversial when God was a white woman. And Canadian.

It’s how these interviews almost always play out when the suspects are star athletes.

See also: Narwhals.

They lost me at “Aurora.” You just know that whichever draft that first appeared in, the following script doctor’s immediate reaction was, “Too obvious” only to be countered by some studio lackey chirping, “Sleeping beauty — brilliant!”

Every time I look at the picture of him with his finger pointed in the air, mid-shout, I get chills. It’s horrifying and yet it’s one of the best-composed pictures I’ve ever seen; the tie still ramrod-straight and yet tilted with the raising of his arm, the fact that the gun is almost an after-thought in his moment of…

I am so glad we had the foresight to not elect crooked Hillary. We need more honesty and ethical behaviour. #DrainTheSwamp!

That’s sort of too fucking bad for him. Don’t have sex with teenagers while married if you are so concerned about your image. Fuck Ford.