My toddler had started saying yuck when I try to kiss him and it’s the most devastating rejection I’ve ever had.
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#notallgreys
I argue Bob Uecker, but only because I’m a milwaukeean.
Yes, every defensive back in the league.
I read that as “I’d extract the life from someone lunging aggressively at my damn cat,” and nodded approvingly, knowing that I would do the same for my dog. Then I reread the comment and realized it was a little more temperate than that.
seriously, how are people that bad at math
Thank you for explaining the television
What’s up with her?? Her dad died you asshole.
Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?
Flying boobtrusses
FTFY.
I despise you for inserting a Trump quote.
For those who are wondering about Charlie Bear’s health and/or comfort, the linked story mentions the bride and groom are both veterinarians. I think he had a good time.
After looking at the pictures you can read the article.
Good dog, Charlie Bear.
Oh my god, stop saying this right now. Do you know what you sound like? “Don’t you think adult women who have borne children are so patronize-able? Aw, aren’t they adorable? They are sensible and make moderate choices and have small little lives! They eat right, exercise, and take Geritol every day! And when my life…
Look, it doesn’t matter if the real guy was old and fat. If you cast Rufus Sewell in the role, everyone is going to want to sleep with him.
Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.
Oh, thank you! So the huge tear that went from my vagina to my asshole didn’t REALLY take a ton of stitches and weeks and weeks of 3x/day Sitz baths to heal! Nor was all that lochia really pouring out of my vagina for 2 months! And my uterus took zero time to shrink back down from medicine-ball size to pear size.…