Kid, I hate to tell you this, mostly because I think you’re too fucking stupid to understand it, but almost nobody goes vegan because they hate meat and cheese. They go vegan because they hate animal abuse, needless slaughter, sexual violation and forced reproduction, environmental destruction, mass deforestation, the…

lmao dude, 25% of the US and 75% of the global population can’t have lactose, and tofu (“a block of soy”) has been a staple of Asian diets for 2,000 years. quit being an ass.

Because you don’t have to kill an animal or keep large numbers of them in captivity for it?

As a person who grew up drinking milk freshly squeezed from a cows teat, I give it up wholeheartedly to almond milk. Milk fresh from a cow smells terrible and really isn’t that pleasant. It’s processed to shit, by the time it hits stores.

Both the Oxford dictionary (“1.2The white juice of certain plants”) and MW dictionary (“a white liquid produced by a plant”) disagree.

oh god. who cares? for all intents and purposes, it’s milk, and serves every function of milk culinarily speaking. don’t get into semantics here.

Part of the problem is horror plays on fears and societal wrongs, of which sexual assault is a major one.

hey everyone, this guy above have created 4 or 5 burner accounts and spammed my account all morning (he’s left over 70 comments harassing me, misgendering me, and calling my rape a lie.)

The Doe and Roe situation in this article is very difficult to follow. Are they misnamed in some places or is my reading comprehension having a pre-coffee meltdown?

Ow, that dress Gina is wearing in the header photo is giving my boobs sympathy pains.

This is kinda me being a pedant but I do think it’s actually an important point.

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.

not that I’d ever, ever vote for Jill Stein but....... what the hell is wrong with including animal rights in your campaign policies? and why does Jezebel always feel the need to come after people who advocate for nonhuman animals?

Oh let's not cut it quite that thin. She may mean the larger picture of animal rights which is catastrophic.

I mean, a few zoos are doing that. But a lot of the animals being kept in zoos aren’t being deliberately used for repopulation and avoiding extinctions. The few cases we can all name are pretty famous because they’re so unusual.

You do know you just did that here.

Okay but it also has a clause preventing you from bringing up their supposed sanctimony when none of them has even said anything to you.

...because no children in meat-eating families are ever malnourished?

So for real, is the Jezebel staff ever going to come out and explicitly state why they beef with veganism so much? Out of all the lifestyle choices to strike against, this seems like one of the lowest in priority.