Remember that time a steering wheel fucked up his sister?

Liberal dyke judge.

You mean like that car steering wheel fucked up his sister?

I’m sure he was racially profiled and was in no way let out of a potential DUI because of who he is.

Yeah I’m sure little Felonious Jenkins wasn’t being a disruptive piece of shit. Enjoy sickle cell.

Anyone say LOLMets yet?

File this under Nobody Gives a Fuck About Women’s Sports

Few points to hit on. I LOVE those Wizards jerseys with the stars. They really need to stop being called the Wizards and line up a more patriotic name that fits those America jerseys. Fuck Brandon Jennings.

There’s a chance the price is the price because it got you to talk about a pair of hideous ass shoes for free.

So it’s the NFL’s fault that he was trying to pass off fake $50s? Go a head and run that back for me.

And how is this not extremely racist & stereotypical? What if I made my quote, “The only way to make the NFL is if your name is JerQuermizon Jenkins”

After watching my Bucks in the first round, I now refer to this move as “DeRozening”.

That’s because there’s 3 months between Christmas & Easter, stupid.

Have a buddy who was banned from a ballpark. The letter he received was ambiguous as to how long he was officially banned. He’s since been back to the ballpark countless times. He just purchased a ticket at the stadium box office with a credit card this past Sunday actually. Basically the only way he’ll ever be caught…

Calvin is gonna end up in the bay.

It’s a medical condition

It won’t.

Take your Minnesota accent to the other side of that river.

It works both ways, “I lived in Kenosha for 5 months in 2003 so I’m a sCrUBS fan.” Go enjoy the fucking tolls you classless shit pig.

All these crack smoking monkeys carry the ball.