the E46 also wasn’t required by the government to have side impact crash bars, crumple zones, 14 fucking airbags, and a host of other bullshit that adds a lot of weight to a car being built today.

The range for 2014 is V6 to ZL1 and the range for 2016 is I4 to SS. Those appear to be curb weights with full tanks of gas, the way C&D weighs them.

<%wgluv2hunt> I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks.
<%wgluv2hunt> I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
<%wgluv2hunt> One of them screamed, “It’s Wales you idiot!”
<%wgluv2hunt> So, I immediately apologized and said,…

Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

I just got to experience driving the Stingray with the TR-6070 this weekend. My thoughts are that the shifts were short, precise, and very smooth. BUT, numerous times I went from fourth to 7th when I intended 5th. To be honest I didn’t think this would happen and I figured they would make it require a bit more…

2014: 3,702 to 4,374 lbs

Saw this article.
Grabbed lunch.
Sat in front of the laptop.
Clicked article.
Scrolled down to video.
Put headphones on.
Put system volume to 100%
Full-screened video.
Put video volume to 75%
Press Play.
2 minutes 26 seconds later: put spoon down, replayed video.
Lunch sat uneaten.

It doesn’t take much pepper spray to incapacitate someone. Full face helmets have vents (And it being Texas, I assume they’re wide open), and open face ones are, well, open.

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

My first thought was that the finest Eagle Talon... in the world is worth about $5k.

That is not the case. You have to consider the fact that the only rights established in the valet as to the car are those of a commercial (and not a gratuitous) bailee, and that the rights of privacy remain with the car’s owner as to essentially all aspects of 4th amendment privacy. A valet is a bailee of the bailors…

Nope.

They would need to have a reasonable expectation of privacy for that to apply. You can record conversations between 2 people in a public or semi-public place with no issue if there is not “an objectively reasonable expectation that no one is listening in or overhearing the conversation”. The car did not belong to…

Attitudes and perspectives change. Guns as a hobby is really a modern concept. Before the 1940s or so, people treated guns as tools.

That’s what you get for going on jalopnik on a Friday. You’re the one brought up sharing the wife/taking turns being single. On a side note, I told my wife as soon as it was legal to clone humans, I was going to have two 18 year old versions of her made, but keep the original because I’d still love the original. She…

It doesn’t matter if you could return to the current time. If you alter the past, the chain leading to the current time changes. So using the AT&T Stock as an example, if you buy too much (or sell too much) all at once, all the following stock prices would be different because you changed the demand on them, which…

Tanner Foust is driving very inefficiently. He won’t win fuel economy challenges driving that way!!!

See, that’s the problem with this new Top Gear and the direction they’re taking it. I never, ever watched Top Gear to see marvelous displays of skill and precision.

Car travel. Find something made very recently, study the stock market, go back a few days a few times and trade like mad. Then celebrate winnings by doing a massive heap of blow, dye the wife’s crotch orange, and fuck that pumpkin while rolling around in a bed strewn with $100 bills.

Your wife’s double d’s made 425 lb-ft of torque?!