Every employee IS a potential criminal. YOU are also a potential criminal. I am a potential criminal. Get over it. As someone else mentioned we are also constantly under surveillance. There was no example of intimidation provided. All it said was that the employees were constantly being monitored. I’m pretty sure…

Security surveillance exists everywhere in our society. You (sadly) cannot go anywhere without being watched or recorded. Traffic cams, cameras on lamp poles, retail security. How does is this different once they cross Amazon’s threshold? FSM forbid we discourage theft by showing that Amazon will terminate/prosecute…

There are plenty of reasons to hate on Amazon, but the anonymous shaming of people who were caught stealing is where you want to drum up outrage?

But Amazon is using fear and oppression as a way to coerce its employees into working faster, longer, more productive work hours.

Attitudes and perspectives change. Guns as a hobby is really a modern concept. Before the 1940s or so, people treated guns as tools.

That’s what you get for going on jalopnik on a Friday. You’re the one brought up sharing the wife/taking turns being single. On a side note, I told my wife as soon as it was legal to clone humans, I was going to have two 18 year old versions of her made, but keep the original because I’d still love the original. She…

It doesn’t matter if you could return to the current time. If you alter the past, the chain leading to the current time changes. So using the AT&T Stock as an example, if you buy too much (or sell too much) all at once, all the following stock prices would be different because you changed the demand on them, which…

Tanner Foust is driving very inefficiently. He won’t win fuel economy challenges driving that way!!!

See, that’s the problem with this new Top Gear and the direction they’re taking it. I never, ever watched Top Gear to see marvelous displays of skill and precision.

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your scoot. You’re lucky that ridin the clutch on your two stroke sorority- mobile didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Car travel. Find something made very recently, study the stock market, go back a few days a few times and trade like mad. Then celebrate winnings by doing a massive heap of blow, dye the wife’s crotch orange, and fuck that pumpkin while rolling around in a bed strewn with $100 bills.

Easy, I pour the oil in my well kept 1984 six series, drive around in joy. Take a close look at the stock market of the last decades. Travel with my eighties obsessed wife back in time, sell the car, invest in stock, buy the car and a lot of other examples 80s glory back... Cocaine here we come...

Too easy....I’m taking the magic oil. My warrantee is long over anyway. I’ll spend that 6 months collecting all the information I need to insure money is never an issue again. And by the time we sync back up later on this year, I’ll have some immigration papers so you can all apply to the new country I’ll buy. We’ll…

Nick: “I want an Enzo, but with a third pedal!”

Well, uh, this is awkward.

Isn’t it great that nowadays if you disclose the fact that your a republican on the internet some elitist prick liberal will automaticly accuse you of being racist? The only thing worse than a racist are dipshits running around calling other people racist on the internet who they dont even know.

Your wife’s double d’s made 425 lb-ft of torque?!

But I don’t support Trump. I plan to vote against him in my state primary, and I sincerely hope he doesn’t win the nomination.

Huh? Where are you getting any of that from? I’m really into world history and WWII is pretty fascinating. It would be really cool to go back in time, don’t you think?

Anecdotally, my Israeli American friend seems rather pleased that people have taken up Muslim bashing instead of Jew bashing these days, puts him on the same side and has resulted in far less people bringing up the topic of Palestine in conversation and even brings him praise from his service in the IDF.