Am I doing it wrong, or is the video 3 seconds long and contains 0 heavy metal?

Stop it. Just, please, stop it. There are several Japanese live-action adaptations out there. Let’s just see what this American adaptation does before we get in over our heads with this stuff.

Yeahhhhhh I already don’t like it, then again I already own the anime and manga, so whatever.

Can it be done in a single movie? I liked the anime, and netflix gets the benefit of the doubt, but I’m really into series-length story development more than movies.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Keep on kicking ass little dude.

If you watched the meeseeks episode and didn’t laugh, you can go fuck yourself

Ed... ward...

That was good. It’s the only clip that rivals the greatest BMW S85 V10 sound video:

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

Corners? Where were going, we don’t need corners.

It’s not it’s not facelifted, it’s facedowned..

Yuck. That is bad.