Here, let me translate that for you. Seriously though; Inquirer should have posted an English translation of this document for the benefit of those who don't speak the country's vernacular.

Seems... risky? Maybe? I dunno how to feel about that kind of reaction. I bet ISIS is scratching their heads though.

I love that all the marketing for the game focused on what amounted to 2 levels just because those were the only ones with any colour.

I am not generally a fan of being pranked, but I fully endorse anyone who wants to fill my home with colorful plastic balls while I'm out running errands.

Don't worry, we have someone on the case:

1,2,4. Valve can't count.

Um, Grayson didn't write this article. Your rant has fallen on deaf ears.

Not giving a fuck, visualized

Kind of depressing if true.

Agreed~ (The Neil pic is blurred since you haven't been approved, but I'll assume it's salient).

It's Friday night. Don't write something this long-winded on a Friday night.

Dat Electivire AI

This one is a bit corny.

If you look closely, that purple is really a green item waiting to troll you all over again.

Gosh, a female player character? She must have been really hard to animate. *runs*

It's expectations.

Pfft and people think Kingdom Hearts' story is convoluted.